image Can you imagine dealing with the complex demands of being the much loved and revered monarch of Pugsville, and having to live up to exceptionally high standards of cute. Granted, his standards are self-imposed, but such is the burden of our King. What with remembering to growl in precisely the most endearing way, maintaining a properly stunning swagger across the lawn, keeping his forehead wrinkles just so, and always having a striking twinkle in his eye, it’s enough to exhaust anyone.

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