This morning, the Pugsville Royal Staff had to deal with a very upset Lord Byron. It seems that the Royal Laundry accidentally starched his sheets. While he’s certainly a robust man’s man pug, Lord Byron enjoys the finer things in life just as much as anyone. And soft ultra-high-thread count sheets are among what he enjoys the most. He scolded the staff saying, “Why have such a high thread-count if you’re going to add starch?”